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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:50am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:06am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:08am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 2:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:09am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:47am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:50am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:14am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:12am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:13am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:28am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:41am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:07am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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