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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:14am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am



Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
959 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
959 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
21,403 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
10,199 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
897 / 10,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.