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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 2:28pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 3:25pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 11:07pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 9:51pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:25pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 2:19am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:23pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2015 @ 11:29pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:20pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2015 @ 9:34pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2015 @ 12:39am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 5:59pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 10:11pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 12:30am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 1:09am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 9:21pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 12:07am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 12:07am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2015 @ 12:39am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:58pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 1:06am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:58pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 2:47pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 1:43am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 2:15pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2015 @ 12:22am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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