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-rep larps as soldier irl

Oh no Husbant! You spent all our money on the team fortress! Now we are homelessness!

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

-rep gaslighted my gf into believing I ♥♥♥♥ the bed when it was actually him

-rep Upcasted a Disintegration spell in a 9th level spell slot, aimed at my balls.