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Posted: 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:27pm

CS:GO Review
Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians, Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse.
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. Stupid teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14. 64 tick servers

Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
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35 Comments
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Soundwave 7 Aug @ 3:29pm 
As a former child, and current cheater, you are correct.
lucksmann. co 10 Apr @ 6:58am 
nah you forgot people who tell you to play TF2
< blank > 26 Feb @ 4:53am 
Relatable
Sweet 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55am 
Agree
mini LaBLaB 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44pm 
64 tick aint that bad tbh
diggychase 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am 
9/10 ready is the most pain a human can feel
BEAGLEOFDOOM 28 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm 
you forgot the crippling gambling addiction
ĐɆ₳ĐⱠɎ ฿Ɇ₳₴₮☄ 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33pm 
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
WinterSucks 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm 
noob
Archery Luna 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm 
ez pz