[waiting 📘 in 📀 line 🏀 for 🐊 bathroom 🎽 after 👃 drinking 🎄 prune 🎈 smoothie] 📕 Peter: 🚕 Hooold 👽 it... 🍇 hooooold 📗 it...

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╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓∩║ 　 MERRY JEWMAS &　 │∩ │◥███◣ ╱◥
│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ 　 HAPPY JEW YEAR ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
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I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU JEWS,YOUR KNOCK OFF HOLIDAYS OR HOW YOU ARE SO FAR INTO THE FUTURE THAN THE REST OF US CHRISTIANS.

P.S. HAVE WE REPLACED FEMALE AFFECTION ARTIFICIALLY BY THEN? I SURE HOPE SO.

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Hello, this is Josh.. But I prefer my /r/fedoras name "Trillby McTip" I saw you tip your fedora in my comments, I've been investigating your ticket to join /r/fedoras but I don't think you're ready yet. As my fellow /r/fedoras redditor"Jeffery Benedict" said: "Good fedora tipping skills are only for the classiest men with neckbeards."
As I can se, your vaporwave pepe is not fresh and was made in early 2015, It is not trending and we'll not add someone who uses 2015 memes. Now, excuse me.. my fellow redditors are calling me to join their skype call and talk about the new "Crushable Fedora Hats" Winter 2016 lookbook.

はじめまして、日本語おベンキョしていますか？

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│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ HAPPY NEW JEW YEAR╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
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I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU JEWS AND YOUR KNOCK OFF HOLIDAYS