Beware this kid has autism! He is actually a 50 year man still living in his parents basement even tho he sounds like 4 year old squeker/furry.

here are some punny jokes

wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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