"You are the biggest Jew to walk the Earth."
-Zarn to Flash (1/2/16)

"I'll stick a flash up your banana."
-I'm a ♥♥♥ to me (1/3/16)

"If you stick food up your butt it'll come out of your mouth."'
-Long Duk Dong (1/3/16)

"Someone give this man some advil he's carrying."
-♥♥♥♥ Lester (1/16/16)

"An army of drunk black people you do not question that."
-tubbz. (1/16/16)

"Imma open up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like Mountain Dew; She got a new graphics card so she's hot."
-Grim <3 (2/14/16)

"It's 3 but when I have a boner it's 5."
-?PuppyMonkeyBaby (2/14/16)

"We're ♥♥♥♥♥♥' them like a 10 inch ♥♥♥♥ without lube."
-DabOnEm (2/14/16)

"Flick o' the ♥♥♥♥."
-CPT (2/14/16)

"i saw my penis fly through the air into ur mum."
-I aren't think that (2/23/16)

"I'm a professional porn star so if you keeping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at me I'll ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥."
- ༺✯༻ (2/23/16)

"(Your a professional eater;) you like shoving those weiners down your throat."
-K. (2/23/16) (AKA the "professional nutritionist")

"I tend to miss cumshots. I aim for the eyes but I get dat ♥♥♥♥♥."
-cVd Ali (5/27/16)

"I'm 10 and I've got a huge ♥♥♥♥. Trust me."
-cVd Ali (5/27/16)

"Has a girl ever hit your face then had her period?"
-Fez (5/27/16)

"I've got a big ♥♥♥♥ so I can't be Albanian."
-cVd Ali (5/27/16)

"(Me coughing) You sound like my parent's bedroom last night."
-Keanu Reeves (5/29/16)

"Someone's gonna DDOS my chromebook."
-8-Bit (5/30/16)

"I dropped my Hot Pocket."
-MattsOddGaming (5/30/16)

"I was sexually assaulted at age 2. That was a year ago."
-MattsOddGaming (5/30/16)

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't have dads."
-VirtualShark (6/5/16)

"You'll get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat cancer from my ♥♥♥♥ bro."
-tenthaxis (6/30/16)

"Dude my balls dropped at a young age because my dad pulled them down."
-tenthaxis (6/30/16)

"I'll shove chopsticks up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (racist asian accent)."
-ExW J3nsyl (6/30/16)

"L1pt0n can you destroy my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your karambit, it's really dank."
-boneS (7/8/16)

"The butthole is clenching, forcing the tip out so fast that ♥♥♥♥ flies everywhere."
-Jade (7/9/16)

"I would never kill a man eating his popcorn."
-Shoushi (7/21/16)

"I'd ♥♥♥♥ that steak; shove it up my ass"
-SNG Woozy (talking about the steak I was bragging out) (8/10/16)

"We're getting crushed guys, I might as well throw a bunch of pots down my stairs and call myself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
-SNG j3nsyl (8/17/16)

"My shower rod couldn't support my weight."
-Dark (8/30/16)

"So here's the mag story of the day: so I'm in the classroom today, and we were watching a movie in class, and this girl in class decided she wanted to take off her bra. so underneath her shirt, idk if it was a sports bra or not. so she took it off and underneath and you could definitely see her c cup tits through her shirt -smeE (12/22/16)

"So he's like yo man, like I mean like outta school I have this top collection, wanna see my tots? and I'm like I'm sure I have u have good tots and he's like dude I have one thats like Abe Lincoln and I was like no way dude and he was like yea man it looks exactly like him." -Large (1/16/17)

"Should have used Old Spice." -Large (1/16/17)

"♥♥♥♥♥ u look like Rosie O'Donnell and Jake Gyllenhaal had an abortion and somehow u made it out alive. Your big'ol buck teeth are so yellow that when you smile fully - Dorothy made it to Oz. Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering. Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young; Rosie must have been full that day." -FAKE Kimoshima (3/10/17)

"Okay so this guy can say ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but we can't say penis?" -ᴼᴬ Glofaduck (3/16/17)

"Cut my grass big daddy." -imsippinteainyohood (3/26/17)

"What if that was geniunely his mom and she wanted to play gmod with him?" -Poster Boy (4/15/17)

"When you died (talking to bone) my bone went down." -nibro (4/16/17)

bobselbort420666: "Yo watch your language my son is watching."
Rights: "♥♥♥♥ yo son"
bobselbort420666: "Hang yourself."
(4/23/17)

"If the [server point] shop isn't up by tomorrow I'm killing myself."
-Sunshine (5/12/17)

"I'm using McDonalds internet." -WhiskeyTangoFoxtro (5/12/17)

Verbal Abuse: How did you die?
jewish pizza: A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stabbed me in the back... (7/3/17)

"I'm gonna shove my ♥♥♥♥ in your ear so you can hear me ♥♥♥; it's illegal if you're under 74, since I'm over 75." -ItzEthanOnline (7/11/17)

"On a scale of triange-penne alla vodka, how many schoolgirls could you fit inside your anus?" -The Moist Prophet (8/7/17)

"I feel bad for the people who come onto our server and start hearing '♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.'" -Blossic (8/8/17)

TheEtanMan: "Dude my brother says "reeeee" all the time. Like he's making lunch and he's like "REEEEE".
♥♥♥: "I'm sorry dude but your brother has autism."
TheEtanMan: "I know." (8/15/17)

"My girth is the size of a sewage pipe." -Uncle b4nny (9/1/17)

"If black people can say the n word I can say ♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Mr. Grips (6/20/18)

"I'm going to give you an ear infection from all the saliva and semon I'm going to shove down your earhole." -Don Patch (6/21/18)

"It's 4 am and I'm very drunk... I didn't mean to drink all the scotch." -Kingslive (7/19/18)

"How many toes are on your right hand?" -Fetus Deletus
"10?" -Kingslive (7/19/18)

2:01 AM - soullessrat5: ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥ better give me my money ill shoot you in the ass if you thing its funny (7/21/18)

^^ he's 11

"The detective doesn't know what he's doing he's like Forest Gump on a crack binge." -sharksisback (7/23/18)

rax: dream x spyro x rax : dream and rax get arrested (7/24/18)

1:26 AM - rax: i can see my self jacking off to the t.mod title next to my name (7/25/18)