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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is garbage and I died at the 0:00 mark and the jump scares are weak sauce
Posted 8 June, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
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3.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game does not contain any hentai scenes. The "gore" is like meant for babies. The game itself also plays like it was designed for babies. The routes are simple to achieve, the puzzles are dead obvious and the writing itself is tame. The only people who think this game is extraordinary are people who have not watched any shows or played any games with mature content e.g.12 year olds who never experienced Liveleak gore or turned on the TV past 8 PM.

The only thing this game has going for it is the incest yandere. Not new to me who's been watching anime for over 25 years but it must be new to the TikTok generation that hyped this game.

Devs need to add NSFW scenes or add better gore scenes. I expected better because of the hype and got the most tame, lame game I've played in a while.

6/10
Posted 21 March, 2024. Last edited 22 March, 2024.
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6.1 hrs on record
The game play is heavily based on Dungeons and Dragons where a dice roll determines whether an action was performed successfully or unsuccessfully in an RPG manner. There is a lot of depth to this game as well as actual choices that affect the story. The game has is intended for true RPG lovers as well as fans of the DND series.

10/10 Game of the Year
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
The game was released unplayable from a multiplayer perspective. Steam remote play is not functioning properly where controller does not work at all. My hunch is the that after you select controller input, it doesn't save your changes. Overall the multiplayer is very buggy and poor. Even the menus are glitching out if you hover over the right side of a button. Additionally, the devs have some janky resolution implementation where it selects a few random resolutions but does not have 2560x1600? I don't think the developers know how to make games or bothered to read any guides and just winging it as they go. I wouldn't be surprised if they were code monkeys as well. Cute art, cute concept, but please, get a competent game dev on your team.
Posted 6 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
This game is not optimized and does not look like an Unreal Engine 5 game because it doesn't use lumen or ray tracing.

The people that say this game looks amazing must be coming from Roblox because even Minecraft has ray tracing ffs. The game looks on par with Gears of War running Unreal Engine 4 which is from almost 5 years ago.

I don't play souls games for puzzles. I play skill based action games for skill based action, not running around pretending it's Resident Evil 1 and collecting cranks.

This game is fun if you like Destiny where you shoot and see big numbers and have an entire OP skill tree stolen from Reddit to carry your no skill smooth brain.




Posted 1 August, 2023.
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17 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
This game is great because of its modding community. There is even a VR mod that you can install to view the dances. If you search on nyaa you can find mod packages to install and get the full experience.
Posted 12 February, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
This game is a rough game by an indie developer. The gameplay loop is simple top down shooter where you play as Hitler to defeat enemies. The graphics settings do not seem to reduce or increase the amount of particle effects in anyway. It could use some improvements in shooting over cover. The cover mechanics are very buggy. Also, jumping out of bounds is an exploit that works for some levels but other levels, you can go out of bounds and cannot re-enter except the original spot. The developer should have implemented some sort of hidden feature to easily beat the levels to access the artwork. The artwork that I managed to unlock is poorly drawn despite being well colored. I think the artist does not know proper female anatomy and only male anatomy. The game overall does not deserve the praise it has received. If the developer updated the game to make covering from shooting more consistent I could see myself enjoying this game. However, the gameplay is quite poor and in its current state of 2/12/2023 it does not receive my recommendation.
Posted 12 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This game is actually still bad after a year of patches
Posted 23 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
The last level 29 is bugged and impossible to complete. Even if you reach the exit, it leads to a black screen. The developer is a scammer.
Posted 28 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
This is a short puzzle game with 30 levels similar to candy crush. I found out about it through the points shop that has animated stickers. I wanted to buy the emoticons but it requires 2 hours of game time on it. The story mode is fun for the price. It took about one hour to complete. To 3-star the timed missions, you need to focus on the score not completing the task as fast as possible. I got stuck on that part for ten minutes.

I am now AFKing in the game to buy the emoticons.
Posted 27 September, 2022.
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