To put it simply… my horse had jumped out of the barn from shifting throughout the night and I guess my cat thought it was my toe and took a bite of it like it was an apple. There is no visible puncheon wound but I felt something and heard it make a crunching sound inside and it is hurting pretty bad to piss. This literally happened last night and it’s still hurting.

I wish I was born in Japan because if I was I could go to school and pull hella chicks like they do in romance animes. I would use my knowledge of anime and prolific gaming skills to attract the school girls!

Innate: tilt - Uses DISGUSTING instead of MY BAD GANG. Every time Dajdooj dies, he gains 10 stacks of DISGUSTING. At 100 stacks, he is disconnected from Discord for the rest of the game.

[Yesterday, 16:28]
Bugain la2:
based ♥♥♥♥ taking chad

Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets braindead, what?

Watashi pity anata, you'll never be nihongo like watashi AHAHAH