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about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head
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Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
-- James Thurber
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If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad,
he should see how bad it is with representation.
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Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers
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Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"!
I'm taking a VAX-NAP.
logout
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The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the
level of management.
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186,000 Miles per Second. It's not just a good idea. IT'S THE LAW.
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
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