Here at Hyena Emporium LLC CO LTD, we pride ourselves on having the best possible E-boys the internet has to offer. On your left you will see a homosexual named 'Jade'. I had to ship him straight from Ukraine. He has no birth certificate and no rights! Perfect for your super secret meeting with heads of state that require a little.... spice! The human trafficking network we have established here at HE-LLCCOLTD is bar none the best in the country. Used by prestigious heads of state in the US Government. Don't take our word for it! Listen to our NUMBER ONE CUSTOMER. For privacy sake we will call this elderly gentleman *Boe Jiden*. Now lets listen to what Boe Jiden has to say about HYENA EMPORIUM LLC CO LTD!
*Totally not Joe Biden* "Well.. Ahem. Id like to say that.. Hyena.. uhh.. uhm. That company provided my state of the union address with the finest ah... Uhm.. That thing behind the.. oh. Posteriors! Yes."
SO! Be sure to use HE-LLCCOLTD for all your human trafficking needs.

Merry Christmas! Time to open your present! *Unzips*

bewp

-Puts a ribbon in your hair, yay pertiness-

-places a tophat on your head and anyone else's who reads this-

~petpets and gives a thumb's up for some great work in L4D2~