I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!

Diana, I'm trying to hunt ghosts, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the ghosts

Hey Queen, I saw you tweet about how men are trash and. I just wanted to let you know i agree. Although i myself am a man (i know ugh) I am on your side. "One of the good ones" as some may say. Btw i didnt notice how fat your boobies are till now but theyre awesome.

It's hard to see females on CS:GO, and I can't believe I saw you on CS:GO. You are perfect at headshots and to think about it, you're a female. Do you ever get wet? Oh, sorry to ask you that, it's just your voice is so soothing, and it makes my pants throb. You are amazing at the PP-Bizon, are you also good at handling my pp? Sorry about that again, I am just thinking about you so much. I bet you're very very very pretty in real life, do you have any social media? If so, please tell me. What I am trying to say is, I like you and I want a relationship with you.