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obligatory HAPPENED HERE

[insert HAPPENED HERE comment for 2021, just stopping by for yearly tradition]

to be quite frank, I'm still wondering what HAPPENED HERE (just kidding)

[tootsie pop ad voice] the world may never know...

I will not rest until I find out what HAPPENED HERE (okay this joke wore out its welcome ages ago)

I am still wondering what HAPPENED HERE

what HAPPENED HERE

>:3€

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe oh god im so hard~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~

Gently rubs my paws over you and murrs into your ear before leaning in close and nibbling your neck. o3o Caresses your rump gently and uses my claws to deliver a relaxing massage to your hindquarters before trailing my hands up along your back to your shoulders. ^-~ Soon moves the nibbles to your neck up to one of your ears which I playfully tug at, then lick before bringing my snoot down to boop against yours with a big and loving smile. ;3c Moves a bit closer and snuggles my body up against yours, wanting to make sure you're comfortable with these advances and ready to take our love to the next level. ^w^ Are you ready my beautiful and loving mate? I am ready for us to take this even further beyond, but only if you are. :3 Wags tail excitedly, ready to do everything and anything to impress~!

Wow ur really cute >//u//< *blushes* *gasps and blushes* I-I live near there too. M-Maybe we could h-hang out some time. >//n//< Kik?!? *blushes bright red and shudders* I-I was just trying to get your attention. Im not popular enough to have kik. *bows* >/////< *runs on all fourd Uwaaa!!? *blushes beet red* Onii-chan how could you call me that??!! >//~//< *winds arm back to slap you* *stops* *blushes crying and hugs you* Onii-chan Im sorry we fought *kisses your cheek* >//////< O-Onii-Chan I never knew.... O/////O When you were cold, you were actually trying to protect me. *blushes and looks away*

so as if anime isn't already bad enough, now you little ♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into something called traps. basically, it's a dude who dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say isn't gay. well, i'm here to tell you, IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY.
if i walked up to you right now, me being a dude, and you being a dude, and you got turned on, THAT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. it's no different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps, just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick. THEY GOT A ♥♥♥♥, AND THAT'S GAY! AND DON'T SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT EVEN CUTER, CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT EVEN CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥! and you send me pictures of them, with their little skirts lifted and their nuts hanging out, I DONT WANNA SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥, I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI! STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS!
OH MY GOD

-pops out of a box of cinnabons- Hello, I'm Bawx! ^ u^ I'm almost 16 my height is 6'1 I'm chubby and I'm looking for a mate that I can cuddle, give roses, hug, and kiss will you do the same in return to me? :o I wish for a closed relationship and for my mate to be as loyal like me. I will be super loyal if I like you enough i'll try to do everything and anything to make you happy and I will never roleplay with others and always put you ahead of everything heh. ^ 3^ I really love role play, romantic gestures, video games, and lil fluffy furries like me so it would be amazing if you liked this as well. :3 No matter the distance and how others talk about you about you if you are the match for me I will love you. :3 If you wanna learn more about me just send me a friend request and ask me questions through messages. :3 I surely hope i find a good mate! Recently I haven't had much good luck. .~. -hugs you softly- Well, buh bai -gives you a heart shaped cinnabon that has red frosting- >~<

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like furries like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best furry couple! We can listen to emo songs and maybe watch some My Little Pony and Zootopia. Do you like that anime/yiff movie? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like yiff or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe more naughty... Heh. You're so yiffy, y'know? I just want to nuzzle your face and call you my pet. Would you like me to be your furry boyfriend? I think it'll be really hot. I think I love you, Kitty. Please make me happy and date a fellow fox

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe oh god im so hard~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~

When I start my first destination is e621. But here's where it goes to hell. I start middle clicking all the best thumbnails, I then look at each one, click the download button so I can view the maximum res of each picture. Then I move onto another picture, I see some tags I like, middle click those, move onto the next picture. So I middle click more pictures from the tags I middle clicked. Now you can see where my problem is, I have so many tabs of yiff opened up and I can't paw off to all of it. I move the best 3 or 4 to the far left of the tab orgy, I cycle between those and I go finish in the bathroom. Now what do I do with the 200+ other tabs I have opened? I just leave them there. I can't bring myself to close so many tabs of such great yiff. I can't even bring myself to save all of them, too many to go through, quality check and save. And so I just leave the windows open, until Chrome decides to crash and I lose all of my incognito tabs. Why can't I jack off to all the yiff? :(

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this message on 10 other threads i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

git gud havels scrub

HAPPY SPRING BREAK

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MISTER ORGASMO~

WHERES CSGO

Look at this dork everyone. Look at him and laugh.

...Ro

once you go becret
you.

Im back on steam my friend. i will see you have the dreaded finals week is over. Happy finals week. And may the odds be ever in your favor.

I AM THE HERO STEAM DESERVES!!
It's good to be back, man.
Let the zombie hunting commense!!!

Ello my fine fellow Buizek!

How go-ith the stabulous stabbing~?

eleanor should be the one that's not allowed to talk not me smh

Slashing the tires, THEN stabbing AND lighting the guy on fire? INSULT TO INJURY?!
Sounds like a plan. A masterful plan. I always knew I could count on you for such beautiful expertise.

SHUT UR MOUTH BISOHOCK 1 AND INFINITE WERE WAY EASIER IDK WTF HAPPENED WILTH THIS ONE

BIOSHOCK 2 IS SO HARD
IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OL BIG DADDY AND SPLICERS WOOPHING MY ASS

You know, I think we can team up for some much-needed ass kicking. You got your stabs, and I got the ability to slash. I believe fun will be had. We could slash someone's tires!

INDEED~ WHAT IS THIS??

I'll just leave this here~~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnu0giUS00

i'll get your whiskers before you know it <w<

Ah, sounds fair enough, carry on then!

You'll poke your eye out, kid.

Okay, thank you! I'll make sure to d- wait a minute... are you trying to get me hurt and/or killed?? That's not very christian-like...

good luck with that, kid

I am very very mentally ill, thank you vry much

Bro, Brooooo ;A;
i-i don't know how to say for all those games..uuuughhh, you've been too nice TTwTT
</3

i'm a ghost too good luck with that

good thing i don't need treatment because i'm a DEITY

OH GOD OH GOD I'M WATCHING AN ANIME AND THERE WAS A STABBING SO YOU.... YOU ARE MI-CHAN i dunno i'm just bored dont stab me plz thx <3

boop

more like doctor no

more like doctor FABULOkay sorry i'll leave

Take it off