I make servers go *brrrr* and packets go *blip* so phones go *ring* and you can have someone come over and fix your toilet...or get you out of that DUI...or see a doctor about that [redacted] on your [redacted] after that [redacted] in [redacted].

Hope that [redacted] clears up [redacted]. I bet it was fun.


I also like music and stereo equipment. I self-host home-lab entirely too much. My RAID is scary.