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Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.
I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think
twice.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody
ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin

"It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of
ideas." -Calvin
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-rep bade bhaio ko pizza nai deta

+rep ♥

Have an awesome weekend and make sure to say the same on someones profile, might not seem like a lot but it makes you feel good :)

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Patient: Sorry doctor, im just nervous, this is my first operation
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.

If your reading this have a great week and I will appreciate if you commented back a joke or pun on my profile, I love reading every single one of them! If every person commented back who saw this I could probably have 200+ jokes to read in the morning, little laughter doesn't hurt anyone!

Sorry if you got two of these comments on your profile I was trying to get my comment script to work but it messed up! Sorry!

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store

Have an awesome week, if you see this, comment a funny pun/joke on my profile, it will be appreciated!