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The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on a
business trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at the
lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes
of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window,
"Whaddaya want?"
"Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father.
"Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch."
Drinking is not a spectator sport.
-- Jim Brosnan
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ㅤ* The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!
ㅤ* A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
ㅤ* Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature nurse? Nurse: No doctor. Is it missing?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!