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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 2:51am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:08am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:27pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:17am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:49pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:49pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 May @ 3:14pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 May @ 3:14pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:38am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:43am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:43am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:18pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:18pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:18pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:18pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:18pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:46am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:57am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 May @ 3:47am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:54pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 6:27am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:39am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:22am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:46am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:12am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:48pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 2:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 2:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:54am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:43am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:09pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 8:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:08am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 8:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:08am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:08am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:40am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:42am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:08am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:08am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:43am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:13am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 4:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:54am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:58pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:07am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:19am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:22pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:26am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:42am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 2:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:42am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:39am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:29pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 1:19am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May @ 7:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May @ 1:19am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 10:39am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:49am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May @ 12:17am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:39am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:22am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:29pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 2:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:42am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:39am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:29pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 1:19am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:30am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:31am



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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