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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:28am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 6:34am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:18am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 7:43am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 7:46am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?