Recent reviews by Desert Rat

Undertale for people who like boomer shooters

Knee-Deep in the Dead:
whew this isnt very challenging and actually kind of boring, im sure it held up as a tech demo for the time but without that wow factor, its a bit of a snooze.

The Shores of Hell:
YEAH BAYBEEEEE GET SOME RIP AND TEAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Inferno:
where the hell am i? this minimap isnt helping. which portal was the door behind? i need to google some guides... ok these guides arent helpful. ive circle the same room 30 times. how do i still have FOUR secrets to find

Thy Flesh Consumed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quite literally, and without hyperbole, the greatest video game of all time.

I literally cannot recommend this game enough. Genuinely one of my favorite titles to come out in the past decade. Unbelievable gun play, great story, and really creative & unique horror elements. I'm not sure if this game is for everyone, but it's certainly perfect for me. Definitely worth a playthrough if you're into single player linear story-driven FPS

Visually and technically stunning, a lot of time and care was put into this, and it shows. That being said, the story was ass and I did not care for it for that reason alone. However, its still a well made mode worthy of at least trying.

Despite Portal 2 being 12 years old, somehow these fan-made mods still continue to create new and creative mechanics to keep the test chamber gameplay alive and well.. This was an incredible experience with a AAA polish, highly recommend.

I was hesitant for another Sony port after the botchery that was The Last of Us, but I'm happy to say this runs AMAZING!

I've been playing the R&C series since the very first game in 2002 on the PS2. Insomniac has always done an excellent job with every R&C and this one is no different. In fact, the gunplay and fluidity of movement is probably the best its ever been in the whole series. Gameplay wise, this is the most fun R&C yet in my opinion.

I wasn't crazy at the idea of playing as a character that wasn't ratchet or clank, but Rivet is an incredibly well made character and a great addition to the franchise.

Excellent game, excellent port, well worth every penny, even at full price!

help my friend keeps allying with me until he builds a navy then decimates my port towns for not giving him free exports of truffles

A stark downgrade from 5. I tried my best to like this and just couldn't. Too many good features removed, too many stupid features implemented.

This is such an unbelievably charming, hilarious, and cute game. I can't recommend it enough