24y/o dude that yaps a lot, professional alcoholic and rеtard.
Below you can waste your time to read random non-sense because you've got nothing better to do and are addicted to doom-scrolling.

We are all the architects of our own demise, so make sure to make yours as grand as possible.

Iron-clad women are hot as fuϲk.

Songs are like knights. They're better when covered in metal.

I like my cars like I like my women. Older than me and don't mind being taken for a rough ride. Max Verstappen wannabe the way I'll make you cross the finish line so fast.

Cooking's great, eating's better, feeding stray dogs is the best.

There's no method to my madness. I simply am.

Don't let people test your patience, choose violence every time.

Anxiety is gake and fay, you're just socially inept.

It's not a god complex if you're always right.

"Money talks" no wonder I hear these voices in my head.

I got 2 brain cells left and they're bouncing around in my head like DVD screensavers, whenever they collide a thought forms but is soon replaced by TV static.

Are you sure it's your sins weighing you down, and not your giant tits?

If you are from Poland, Finland or Estonia, I f/w you heavy.
If you are from France, why?
If you are Bri'ish, I am awfully sorry to hear that, I hope it goes away soon, hopes and prayers go out to you and your beloved.

It takes two to tango, or just skip your meds.

There's no point in rushing, good things take time, wait for mollies and nades and then push B.

I may be the jungler, but you're the one getting leashed.

Send me good music, I'll buy you waffles.

Titty size isn't important, big or small, love them all.

I like it when it rains.

Stop brainrotmaxxing and go read something useful.

Only thing that weighs a lot and looks fluffy are clouds. Not people.

Limit your sugar intake to avoid crashing randomly.

Wombats poop cubes.

Minecraft is goated.

Naps are either underrated or I'm just old.