I make dank memes,

I really think they're cool,

that's one thing that they don't teach you in school,

I grab my fedora

off the rack

and head over to the dorito shack

I reach into my hat

and pull out a dollar

the cashier replies

"You are a gentleman and a scholar"

If there's one thing that's better

than being atheist and euphoric

it's knowing that I am wielding a quite fine rhetoric