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We have a gripe with Subway.

Not for being the usual terrible fast food joint, that's expected. But in the NYC area they have the nerve to offer a pastrami sub and — as experts in all things salted and cured — we have to tell you: it's terrible. The meat is terrible. The mustard is terrible. The whole thing is just one big sloppy disaster covered in Swiss cheese. No thank you.

Seriously Subway, if you can't do the sandwich decent why even bother? It's not like you make a crappy cheesesteak in Philly. (Actually, strike that, you do. Never mind.)

All of which leads us to Jared Fogle, the famous fellow who lost weight eating Subway sandwiches (and exercising. Seriously, America, it literally wouldn't kill you to take a g-ddammed walk once in a while). Wouldn't a nice Jewish boy like Jared want to promote a place that serves nice Jewish foods instead of this crap?

wowowowoow bob-kun is my waifu he is the best with his seductive voice and his gigantic ♥♥♥♥ uwu i wish he was still alive so I could smash him and succ his wet paintbrush

I? I am a monument to all your sins. This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded. There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen. This one's containment... and this one's Great Journey... ... are the same. Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this Ring. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before. If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the key from turning, but first, it must be found. You will search one likely spot... and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers.

I am NOT racist okay? Do NOT call me that! Why? Because it isn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ true. I LOVED Pulp Fiction and it has Samuel L. Jackson in it, who happens to be my favorite character. The fact of the matter is white people are just smarter, stronger, better looking, funnier, cooler, richer, and make the best food. Do I hate other races because of this? No. I love Mexican food for example. Yes, Mexicans are ugly, but I don't care because I love toquitos. Asians might be weak and unmanly, but guess what? I'm not some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ racist who hates them for it! They are super good at making weird porn. I love them for their ability to make porn any normal person would think revolting and demented.

Call me genius, visionary, enlightened if you want, but do NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me racist ever again.

Even the word 'Esketit' is a clear reference to desire. It's a contraction of the phrase 'let us acquire it.' Pump frequently uses this term to express how desire can not only destroy a man but liberate them as well.

In all, Pump represents Existentialism in its entirety. If you want any more, check out SmokePurpp, who was influential 20th-century Existentialism and brought Lil Pump to see the light of Existentialism.

Esketit.