Recent reviews by Der Wurstkönig

just dungeon keeper

The setting and graphics/atmosphere are all decent.

The problem with this lies in the writing and limited interactivity.

You're basically walking through this game on rails waiting for the badly written story to progress. Especially noticeable with the sections where you're waiting for the story to be read out just so a door randomly opens or having to do the most boring quicktime events in lieu of actual gameplay.

The story is okay to get through once. However some of the characters and interactions are just super contrived. Seems like a way to try and pad the required gameplay time.

Also super annoying: bs achievements that rely on rng after 20 minutes of unskippable boring contrived story... it just shows how boring the whole thing is.

Minor annoyances include jerky visuals when new areas/map parts are loaded.

Finally we can find out who will win in a fight between a bunch of robots and a sheep lookin' horny guy!

In all seriousness I can only recommend this when it's on sale.
It's too short and the main challenge is fighting with the floaty controls, which considering this is basically a bullet hell where you die if you slide into the side of the play area, make for a rather frustrating experience.
The other game play element is timing, where taking risks by trying to play fast is usually punished, which makes the game just feel a bit slow especially as the levels progress and the enemies keep getting tankier.

Also it's missing polish, there are no volume sliders, only an on/off toggle and there's some glitchy stuff going on with the death overlay when playing on higher resolutions.

It's what it looks like.
Played on controller.
Main campaign takes about 5 hours to 100%

simple enough concept, some of the puzzles are tricky, but there's no move limit so you can just retrace to where you went wrong or reset from the start.

car go brrr

Requires 3rd-Party Account: Xbox Live

buggy.

This is the worst thing I've played.

take over as many circles as possible, put a couple of workers on each, let them harvest the wood, plant pumpkins using the wood, end up with thousands and thousands of units of food, select the goblin unit, hold left mouse to spawn goblins until your fps drops to 5, send your thousand goblins into the last circle and enjoy 2 fps.

Magnificient.