The one with the sharpest fangs wins. That's what Killing Bites is

a prank a day keeps the dog leash away

do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light that planet's not even there that's just a light. that's just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard. looking for ♥♥♥♥♥. and he says, "what are you doing in my backyard with that flashlight?" and I told him, "I'm shining in your window so I can teach your son about the universe." he said, "get out of my yard and why are you communicating to my son. why are you in all black behind my bushes shining a light into my house." and I said, "I'm teaching your son about the universe. I'm shining a light right in there and exploring his room as he's looking out and exploring the universe. you turn the light off and i see your son go to bed and i shine my light inand i do swirls on his wall like a comet's tail. i do this every night with your son.

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