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Közzétéve: 2018. nov. 23., 12:14
Frissítve: 2018. nov. 24., 5:40

This is the Dwarf Fortress of Steam.

Ever since I was a teen, I have been the subject of harassment and ridicule as a result of my extreme erectile disfunction. I have been prescribed medication upon medication to try and combat this, but nothing has seemed to work.

It stopped me from getting into relationships because I was afraid that if they ever found out, they would just panic and leave me. All of my friends no longer wanted to be associated with me. "Tinky winky" they called me. I had nobody to turn to. Doctors were dumbfounded by my condition and they hadn't ever witnessed anything of the sort.

It had gotten to the point where it was really begining to take a toll on my mental health. On my bad days, I liked to play games on Steam to distract me from the harsh realities of erectile disfunction. One day while browsing through Steam, I got recommended a game that I hadn't ever seen before, Rimworld. Little did I know at the time, but this would be the turning point in my life. At first I was hesitant to play the game as it wasn't the usual thing I would enjoy, but I decided to play it anyway as it was on sale. What was there to lose?

I boot up the game and start to play and about five minutes into the game, I feel something lift from within my boxer briefs. What could it possibly be? I looked down and my jaw dropped in absolute disbelief. My♥♥♥♥♥♥♥was erect. I didn't know what to do. I was at the absolute happiest I had ever been in my life.

The first thing I did was call my mother and tell her about the great news and she was also in disbelief. Doctors don't know how it happened and to this day they still haven't been able to explain why this happened.

Many years have passed now and I'm in a happy relationship with children. I feel like an entirely new person with this new found confidence. I can't recommend this game enough.

This game has done more for me than years of expensive medical treatment and therapy could. I give this game a perfect score of 10/10 and will be sure to visit back often.

TL;DR
This game saved my life, check it out!
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Deon ☣ okt. 7., 1:12 
Oh my fucking god, I may have a split personality condition. 6 years later, I cannot remember writing this review at all.

But that note aside, my wife is still happy that I play Rimworld. It saved our marriage.
Megan okt. 4., 15:26 
Dang, your review tho! It's packed with so much good stuff. I could never write like that. You're incredible! 🤩👌
Deon ☣ 2018. nov. 24., 5:42 
(That's a type of comment you may find under those undress-em games, but that's what Rimworld is for me. Modding and playing it makes me intellectually aroused)