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Read more about our savior below

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DO NOT GET IT TWISTED!
If and when you sin there are no excuses.
The only road to salvation is through Jesus Christ our lord and savior, who bled on the cross for our sins.
All you have to do is accept him in your life and you will be granted eternal life in heaven!

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Facts:
I am a 2014 & 2015 Global-Elite with an all-time high score in the "Aim Botz" challenge.
I use a black Dell "Intellimice" mouse from 2002.
I only ever miss due to poor: connection, hit-reg, net-code, glitches or extreme and unforeseen outside disturbances.
I never come up with excuses if I perform poorly; teammates are most often to blame.
In any other case I am deliberately losing for any of the following reasons:
• Teammates did not pay sufficient respect to my presence or lack there of.
• I felt bad for the other team, or preferred them over my own.
• I had better things to do than carry my degenerate teammates.
• I was performing the most lucrative trick-shot yet to be discovered by mankind.
• I fell asleep due to an insufficient level of difficulty.
• I was preoccupied by a life threatening, seriously tragic event occurring at the time.[/b]

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The current, real-time ranks assigned by faulty skill-rating algorithms definitely do not reflect
my actual set of skills and sky-high potential in-game.
I have achieved all of the highest possible ELO's in all of the major hubs just to prove my excellence.
Some ratings/ranks have been altered or removed because I was simply, unbelievable.