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Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the
amount of equipment ruined.
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This game lends itself to certain abuses.
--- Calvin
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Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy
based on excellence of performance. -- James Bryant Conant
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While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.
-- Dean Rusk
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Brian: [appalled by the students being stupid] I've never seen anyone be this stupid since Peter took a blow to the head and thought he was Larry from Three's Company!
Peter: Jack, the blondes in the other apartment complex are at my hot tub party!
Brian: What are you talking about?
Peter: Don't worry, I'll make sure Mr. Roper still thinks your a-weeeeeeeeeeeeee-ooou [makes a gay pose]
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
-- Yogi Berra
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