Recent reviews by deniaL

In a nutshell. Do not buy this video game. Every time my friends ask me to play my heart stops because playing this game is literally heart breaking. The game is more broken than when your mom takes Jerry home from bingo night and they make loud squeaky sounds at night... The motorcycle clubs are completely broken and buggy, ya know you load in with your bud. You both get ready to sell your full stock coke factory then, oh wait your friends game crashed at the start of the mission? OKOK no big deal, but wait now a hacker joined your session and you just lost thousands of in game dollars and hours of your time. Load times are horrible. So you're telling me I spent 2000$ on a gaming rig, but it doesn't matter because rockstar can't invest in fast game servers? Priceless. Time to throw this puppy out the window, then I'll throw my pc out too. Right on so might as well add some money to the game with shark cards. (I call them rockstar cards(GET IT? cause rockstar be sharks)) GTA Online is like that homeless guy that sits outfront of your favourite convenience store near you house. He stands in front of the doors yelling at you asking for money and threatening to call the cops if you touch him. You can't go to the cops cause he cuts them in on the profit. He doesn't budge, so you give him 5$ to move out of the way, but you know the next time you go to the store he's gonna be there. Somebody needs to stop him. Somebody needs to teach him a lesson. Somebody needs to teach rockstar how to make a good game.

WEll ok so this game is pretty good I guess. It's not completely realistic if you're looking for an accurate vehicle simulator, but you know it's some good times just popping your car into reverse going 300 no biggie, do a quick 720 quickshot donut and then your motor blows and you're like oh boy woops thats too bad unfortunately haha super ouch. Regardless this game is a good time most of the time, they should add a dragster that'd be lit, finna hit them 2 second quarter miles amirite? okok good talk good talk buy the game it's big crashy racing driving fun time big laugh big smile have a good day k bye by

OHYA. This game is really legit. 9/10 I don't like having to fix my car when all the fenders fall off and it looks like an old man who has seen some ♥♥♥♥ in 'nam. Overall it's great. Poppin' into reverse going 140 is classic and an all time fav for me. The shop owner secretly loves urine. Trust me. I gamble 24/7 and suck poop 25/8. The poop truck borks if you spam the brakes. Don't drink the vodka.

Love this game. From the lack of 128 tick, to the excessive quantity of Silver's that kick you because you let them deal team damage. Something amazing happens everytime I click that blue play button. I get this multi word feeling of, "I hope valve fixed their ♥♥♥♥." only to extend upon that into, "That was totally a headshot, I'm gonna go by a real Usp-s and get an accurate headshot once and for all.". That is the last feeling I get before realizing that I'm 16 and can't buy my own firearms. There's always another day whenst I can kill myself for Gaben....