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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:41pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 10:00am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 9:34am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:55pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2017 @ 9:54am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 5:46pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 5:42am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 7:19pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 2:03am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 1:13am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2017 @ 2:20pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2017 @ 11:33am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 5:24am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 1:02pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:34am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 7:21pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 12:34pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 3:27pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 7:10pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:08am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 5:56pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 5:57pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 5:10am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:25am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 12:15am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 1:35pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 6:18pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 12:56am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 1:35pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 12:47pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:41am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 4:06am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2017 @ 10:00pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm



Pimped!

That really does it.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!