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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:36am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:43am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:47pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:15am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:37pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:59am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:25am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 9:29am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:58am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 11:22am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 10:01am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 4:34pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:26am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 10:12am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 10:07am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 4:35pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 10:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 9:29am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:22am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:47am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 10:19am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:30am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:36pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:44am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:45pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:15am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 4:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:19am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 8:51am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 10:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 5:44pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 8:50am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:59pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 8:11am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 4:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 6:29am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:59am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:49pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:27am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 6:28am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 8:51am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:45pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:27am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:27am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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