hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This guy is a dog cheater. Caught blatantly walling and constantly flanking people every round without fail.

Two of Willis accounts just got VAC banned http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561198156222948 http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561198119858050

Hello, I am a Reddit Armchair programmer™ . I am a member of an elite programming group called Le Reddit Army, where everyone is an expert at everything. I am an expert at VAC and Counter-Strike programming. Even though I can't show you any proof of experience, my mum told me I am smart and I took some programming courses in high school (which I failed anyway because I am very intelligent but the education system did not motivate me).

Today I am here to tell the incompetent cretins at Valve how to do their jobs by using my vast intellect and euphoria to solve this game's most important problems. All they have to do is add these lines of code:

spectator.smoke = player.smoke;
jump.hitbox.fix();
server.tick = 128;
server.cheats = false;
pistols.nerf();
echo "Praise le reddit armie";
It is that simple, Valve. I will await your hiring offer at any moment.

Damn you're sexy

♥♥♥♥ you