Smells bad

Wow, I really wanna be this dudes girlfriend!
He’s so cool and nice. He complains about how all women are the same a lot, which I think is super hot;)
He calls ladies dishwashers (great sense of humor! Super original and clever)
And he’s even charismatic! He opens doors for women and compliments them in hopes they will have sex with him! What a genius
And he’s such a good person. I mean... of course he’s not nice to men and ugly women! They’re not potential sex partners! But he’s very respectful of women. Hot women who he wants to sleep with, that is!
I, a petite Japanese woman with huge breasts, am incredibly attracted to him

i know where he lives

+rep broke into my house

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for moreZ

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.