beware of the irish flu

Toasting buttered whole wheat bread on the stove on a Tuesday; July 12th 2023

take a bath ya hippy

when you having a bad day but then you remember you a thug

He knew the perc was fake and he still ate it

hello how may i help u

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

if you're reading his profile, you should stop playing tf2

jonas brother

Cart Narc

sock with a hole (got more soul)

brendan

im really thuggin like bones and harmony

sorry i forget the articles sometimes

lol that one is good

he still has that embarrassing hole in his pants

I feel like John Cena, all my diamonds Aquafina

Hello, is this the Gay and Lesbian Channel?

>Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
>Get ye flask

You can't get ye flask!

I'm certainly not going to tell thou.

♥♥♥♥♥♥

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obkHzLqmhSA

i love david byrne

i feel like she's really there

http://www.5z8.info/back-to-africa_h5b5et_stealgmailpassword--

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Hello my beautiful goddess,

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.

I saw a kid getting beaten up by 4 gang members, so I helped out. He didn't stance a chance against the 5 of us.

BRING BACK NIGHTCAST

melee

take your time

its a work night

How Does The Song Ghost .

thats right, doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!

good afternoon man

good morning

yeah mate

i started getting a bit hyped when she started dropping the "FELIZ CUMPLEANO", ♥♥♥♥ was poppin

get me off this wild ride

yeah mate count me in

hey mate what's good

if u type 1 more 123 on anyones profile im done

mooshu wants it

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April 23rd, 2016

no thanks, but if it is your thing that's fine. i am not ej btw.

roadtrip

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

yes that sounds really pleasant, lots has happened

flabby

ey boss what's kickin my man