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Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 7:15pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 6:54pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 6:51pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 7:07pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 5:43pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 5:52pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 6:03pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 7:52pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 6:28pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 6:36pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 6:41pm



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool