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Horse сock is fuсking mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine сock has that glorious knot
"But horseсock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it сums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the сum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners worldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two diсks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have diсks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dісk, as a matter of fact you could say the сock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horseсock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human сock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fuсking weak merit for this lauded "god of all сocks".