🔥🔥🔥 Hey there! Welcome to my nightmare, the never-ending torment called DOTA 2. Honestly, I'd rather watch paint dry than subject myself to another second of this so-called "game." Every moment spent in this abyss is a test of my patience, as I navigate through a cesspool of lost souls clinging to their MMR like it's their only lifeline. I've "mastered" all the heroes, by which I mean I've learned the fastest ways to get my team to despise me. If you're looking for the worst DOTA partner imaginable, who will question your every move and ensure our mutual descent into gaming purgatory, hit me up. Let's dive headfirst into the chaos, lose spectacularly, and rage about it afterward. See you in the lanes – where dreams go to die. :) 🔥🔥🔥