Recent reviews by seka

I get to piss on people.
I get to piss on things.
I get to piss on myself.
Cats fell from the sky.
10/10

I get to kill monsters with tears, I'm not sure a better game exists. 10/10
Got Cancer 10/10
Can Overdose on pills and not die 10/10
Killed Satan 10/10

Couldn't ban Dihydrogen Monoxide, 0/10.

On a serious note, the game is pretty fun to play, but you can only be Democrat/Republican.

Got nuked by India, 10/10
Europe declared war on me on turn 6 for my capital being right next to theirs, 10/10
Every City In The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Universe Demands Pearls, 10/10

Destroyin dem badies with my 160wpm. 10/10

Faught two fleshpounds and a scrake with a knife. 10/10

I'm not sure if I should feel accomplished or not.
I'm not sure if I won or lost.
Died and wasn't even mad. 10/10








Free Perfect Game.

Jumped into a deep pond of water, fell to my death (capture): 10/10
Killed an enemy 50 meters away, got blood on my hands: 10/10
Rinsed legs in water, resulted in blood coming off hands: 10/10
Walked through a tree: 10/10
Cannibals took me with 100 hunger, woke up with 0 hunger: 10/10
Cut down a tree with a lizard in it: 10/10
Bird flying without moving wings: 10/10
Fish floating in the air: 10/10

Game does not track chicken kills: 0/10
Can Fish: 10/10
5/10




Spent $400 Gambling in this game. $0 out of it. 10/10

I love this game, the narration is amazing and the game is great, but it is not long enough nor is there enough events you can play with. I recommend the game, but I do not think it is worth it's price.