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Recent reviews by Deceased

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Neckbeard Simulator
Posted 27 May. Last edited 27 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Glad I was able to try this out during free weekend.

I've played the original No More Room In Hell during its alpha, roughly in 2011 (maybe earlier, maybe later, it's been too long) and after it came out for everyone, and it was one of the best zombie games at the time.

Now we're in 2025 and I was able to lay my hands on it after all these years, all I have to say that- I'm disappointed.

First and furthermost, this game runs like ash. I feel like all these indie developers that lay their hands on Unreal Engine just can't seem to optimize this game whatsoever. Aside from the fact that this game runs like ash, UI is too complex for a regular *Imma play a game before bed at 11 pm* enjoyer. There is just too much baloney for no apparent reason.

It's also setup like a way different game than how it used to be, you have to progress and unlock your starting gear, which is stupid. If they made a remaster of their original game, with a better optimization it would've been a success. Alas, this game is ain't for me and I'm glad I laid my hands on it during the free weekend.

Good luck to y'all but this is my honest review.
Posted 21 April.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Good game, a bit hard but tons of fun. I wish music was more metal and we had a quick melee but I'm sure dev is working on it :)
Posted 12 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible.

UI sucks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Almost as if it was made by mobile developer. Optimization sucks too, so its desync issues when you hit the same guy 10 times in the chest then he one shots you, unless if hes hacking. Back to HLL we go.
Posted 6 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
What a fukcing disappointment Combat is way too hard and it starts out right as you begin playing the game. Feels jenky as hell too, who the fukc made this game?
Posted 29 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.3 hrs on record (45.7 hrs at review time)
Nobody's going to read this so I'm just going to say that I'm gay
Posted 17 December, 2024. Last edited 5 February.
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15 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Nobody's going to read this so I'm just going to say that I'm gay.
Posted 15 October, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.8 hrs on record
Its free and you can play it with your friends. What else do you need?
Posted 5 October, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
19.5 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Amazing game, super simple yet super fun. Really needs cloud saves though- got the game when I was out of town, played it on my laptop and now that I'm back, I gotta start fresh :(
Posted 20 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Piece of turd with bots with god mode
Posted 10 August, 2024.
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