Recent reviews by Ducky

The most important review to read for Elden Ring (Please read dog ahead)

The fact that this game is so beautifully created blows my mind. No other game can beat it. You literally spawn into the most ChatGPT created world I have ever seen with the first mission being a guessing game of what the controls are. But that's not just it, before you get to this point your game is likely to crashed about 20 times on the main menu for unknown reason causing you to go into a death spiral on Reddit with a bunch of smelly maidenless Tarnished.

Once you finally figure out the godawful user interface and find the controls section, you study harder than you did on Quizlet in high school the controls and you can finally move out to fight the first boss, which absolutely demolishes you before you can figure out how to dodge roll.

Then after an extremely long useless cutscene that looks like it was made in Quicktime, you can continue into the actual game which presents you with a bunch of white chalkmarks on the ground with random messages talking about dogs ahead and fingers. After reading this useless messages, you run up on a giant golden guy riding a horse for hell who just slaps you into oblivion. 30 "YOU DIED"'s later you realize you shouldn't even be fighting this guy, and that you are supposed to run around him.

Now... I know what you are thinking. "dUDE iTs sUpPoSeD tO bE hArD iTs a sOuLs gAmEeEeE". Imagine being me, someone who has never played a souls game before NOT EVEN HAVING A TUTORIAL. The cutscene and beginning so far provided absolutely 0 story, it was just a bunch of random super nerd LORE vomited all over the place to make you have to "think and figure out the story by reading item descriptions". I wanted a video game with a story, not a tutotorialess, storyless, super nerd pile of garbage that you spend your entire life staring at a YOU DIED screen. FromSoftware should personally reimburse me for the wasted 2 hours of my life.

K thx bye

Some of the best fun I have had on an FPS in years.

I have played call of duty since I was a kid and I have loved every single one. I went from console to PC and the experience is even better now for me. Some will hate on CoD calling them a "copy and paste" every year, but I find it's just as fun every year with differences I appreciate.

I will forever be a CoD player!

This game is just a classic bro can't not play it. Looking forward to GTA 6 coming out in the next decade maybe.