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AnGello 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm 
Siic loot, gud trades
76561199510938025 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:28pm 
+reppp, nice profile added you for future games :3
76561199002503185 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53am 
your tf2 items are better on our
76561198377891286 22 Nov, 2022 @ 1:57am 
man tf2 bet will sponsor you
Horny Anastasia 💋 18 Apr, 2019 @ 4:28pm 
Han Solo:
This is not going to work.
Luke Skywalker:
Why didn't you say so before?
Han Solo:
I did say so before!

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Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"
-- It's a dog's life
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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Seek for the Sword that was broken:
In Imladris it dwells;
There shall be counsels taken
Stronger than Morgul-spells.

There shall be shown a token
That Doom is near at hand,
For Isildur's Bane shall waken,
And the Halfling forth shall stand.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
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Pick another fortune cookie.
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As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.
-- Miguel de Cervantes

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Help fight continental drift.
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h 23 Nov, 2017 @ 4:46pm 
🦃 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 🦃

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭. ♡