Recent reviews by Dpog

❎ Photo realistic
❎ Beautiful
❎ Good
☑️ Decent
☑️ Not Graphics
❎ Bad
❎ Don‘t look too long at it
❎ MS-DOS


☑️ Runs smoother than butter on a hot pan
❎ Perfectly optimized
❎ Decent optimization
❎ Needs some work
❎ Frying my GPU
❎ S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2
❎ Your GPU might need therapy after this


❎ You're basically living in the game
❎ Endless fun
❎ Fun for a second run
❎ Worth it for achievements
☑️ One-and-done experience
☑️ Gets stale fast


❎ Very good
❎ Good
☑️ It's just gameplay
☑️ Mehh
❎ Watch paint dry instead
❎ Just don't


❎ Smooth af
❎ Satisfying
❎ Average
☑️ Feels natural after a bit
☑️ Fighting the controls more than enemies
❎ Your inputs feel like suggestions


❎ Eargasm
☑️ Very good
❎ Good
❎ Not too bad
❎ Bad
❎ But now i'm deaf


❎ Masterpiece
☑️ Sets the mood perfectly
☑️ Good
❎ Soulless
❎ Forgettable
❎ Doesn't fit the game
❎ Please mute it


☑️ Kids
☑️ Teens
❎ Adults
❎ Grandma
☑️ Casuals
❎ People who should touch grass


☑️Check if you can run paint (low-end)
❎ Decent (mid-end)
❎ Fast (high end)
❎ Rich boi
❎ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer


☑️ Floppy Disk
❎Old Fashioned
❎ Workable
❎ Big
❎ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
❎ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it


❎ Just press 'W'
❎ Easy
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❎ Significant brain usage
☑️ Difficult
❎ Dark Souls


☑️Nothing to grind
❎ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❎ Isn't necessary to progress
❎ Average grind level
❎ Too much grind
❎ You'll need a second life for grinding


☑️ No Story
❎ Some lore
☑️ Average
❎ Good
❎ Lovely
❎ It'll replace your life


❎ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑️ Very Short
❎ Short
❎ Average
❎ Long
❎ To infinity and beyond


☑️ It's free!
❎ Buy it twice
❎ Worth the price
❎ If it's on sale
❎ If u have some spare money left
❎ The devs dont deserve money
❎ You could also just burn your money


❎ Never heard of
☑️ Minor bugs
☑️Can get annoying
❎ ARK: Survival Evolved
❎ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


❎ Addictive
☑️ Fun with friends
☑️Casual fun
❎ Boring
❎ Suffering disguised as fun


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this game was ♥♥♥♥, the map is weird, the zombies are ugly, and this is only 3 minute long

this game is only hyped because of its graphics, 2/10

Better than GTA

Time waster

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I played Warzone for one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minute, and I’m never touching this again. First time playing, and the first thing i see is a popup asking me to buy a season pass for a game i dont even know,

the UI is a complete disaster. There’s so much random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the screen, I don’t know what any of it means. What the ♥♥♥♥ is this mess? It’s like they threw every piece of ♥♥♥♥ imaginable at the screen just to overwhelm you.

I drop into the game, and what the actual ♥♥♥♥ am I supposed to do? No instructions, no clear objective, just spawning in the sky until I get killed out of nowhere by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ michael myers. What the ♥♥♥♥ is the point of this game?

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Bloated, Sweaty, Cashgrab, Overcomplicated, Frustrating, Unbalanced, Overpriced, Confusing, Unfair, Annoying, Repetitive, Laggy, Toxic, Overrated, Forced Agendas, Cringe, Unnecessary Inclusivity(DEI), Corporate Pandering, Shallow, Artificial, Overhyped, Insulting, Exhausting, Nonsensical, Predictable, Dull, Lifeless, Takes 200GB.
(just in case—none of this is said in a good way)

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1. Bad Monetization
Simple customization options like colors are locked behind paywalls. You have to buy coatings even for basic color changes, which feels like a greedy move


2. Not Enough Content & Slow Updates
It took them 2 years to add things like Forge and co-op, which should've been there at launch. The live-service updates are too slow, and content is limited


3. Buggy Servers & Desync
The game suffers from constant desync issues and unstable servers. Multiplayer matches are frustrating because of these problems


4.Loading Times Are Too Long
The loading times are way too long for a live-service game with so many players. It’s frustrating to wait, especially when you expect quick matchmaking in an online game.


5. No Playable Elites
Elites were a big part of previous Halo games, and their absence in Halo Infinite is a major disappointment


6. No Flood
The Flood is missing, It leaves the game feeling incomplete


7. Forced TAA (Blurry Graphics)
There’s no way to turn off Temporal Anti-Aliasing (TAA), making the game look blurry, especially at resolutions


8. Operations Are Too Short
Operations don’t feel rewarding enough. They should’ve either stuck with 100 level battle passes or made the operations 50 levels long instead of letting us finish them in a week


9. Open World Campaign Disappointment
Many players preferred the linear campaigns from earlier games. The open-world COULD have been good but feels repetitive, with not enough biomes or the variety promised in trailers


10. No Assassinations
A feature everyone likes that isnt here for no valid reasons. Assassinations added a lot of flair to the gameplay


11. Limited Firefight Playlists

also the only Firefight mode available is King of the Hill, which isn’t what we wanted.


12. No Couch Co-op
Split-screen couch co-op is completely missing, which is a huge disappointment for local multiplayer fans


13. No Color Palette System
You can’t choose custom armor colors like in past games. Instead, you’re forced to buy coatings, which is simply greedy


14. Buggy Engine
The slipspace engine has plenty of glitches, and the long loading times make it even worse


15. Personal AI is Cringe
The personal AI voice lines are overly cringe, saying stuff like "woah that was amazing" when you just killed an afk player with a sidekick, that feels awkward and unnecessary


16. Bad Skill-Based Matchmaking (SBMM)
Matchmaking feels unbalanced and puts players into unfair matches where basically everyone sucks, except you and 3 randoms


17. Easy Anti-Cheat Errors
If someone in your fireteam is on PC, you can get hit with an “Invalid EAC Authorization” error that is very annoying, especially when hosting a custom game full of players


18. No Team Collisions
There’s no collision with teammates, which makes team play feel a bit off, while previous halo games had that feature by default


19. Random Bans
There are rare cases where players get banned for no clear reason, though this doesn’t happen often


20. Not Enough Menu Soundtracks
The menu soundtracks are good, but gets repetitive, there’s not enough soundtracks for the main menu and it quickly becomes boring


21. Bad UI and Boring Backgrounds
The UI is clunky, and since the operations started the background was replaced to a dull, blue background which gets boring pretty quick

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Even if 343 doesnt like to listen, It feels like no matter what 343 Industries does, there are always complaints from the fanbase. Even when they put in the effort to make changes or add new content, some players seem unhappy because its not "exactly how they want it".

good game bad ubisoft

where do i go

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I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stand with the ubisoft launcher, it's the absolute worst piece of ♥♥♥♥ ever created. the bugs, crashes, and compatibility issues make using it a nightmare. every single time I try to run a game through this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ launcher, I get problems that just don't exist when using steam itself to run games.


the launcher is complete garbage. The interface is ugly as ♥♥♥♥ and always packed with annoying ads and useless features that only serve to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow everything down, navigating through these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ menus to find what I need is a total pain in the ass. its frustrating to deal with such poor design when all I want is to enjoy my game.


the ubisoft launcher crashes more often than a drunk driver, and it frequently fails to launch the games it's supposed to support. This unreliability means I spend more time troubleshooting and less time actually playing. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ infuriating to think that someone meant to make things more convenient ends up causing so much ♥♥♥♥


and let's not forget about the crossplay compatibility. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke, trying to play with friends who are on different platforms is confusing, with constant errors and synchronization issues, the whole point of crossplay is to make it easier to play with friends, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seems to have missed the point entirely


also there's the issue of not being able to run the game directly on steam. It's absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying to have to go through the Ubisoft launcher when I just want to play a game I bought on steam. this unnecessary step adds nothing but frustration and delays to the experience. steam works perfectly fine on its own, but Ubisoft insists on making things more complicated

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In short, the ubisoft launcher is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worst, and every game needing 3P launchers are also trash