I'm Jack Nicholson."
"You better watch your ass...
you better watch your ass,
Bat, uh, Batman."
And, um...
how about this one?
Um, "Do I feel...
Do I make you look...
Do you feel..."
Uh, not with these.
Um, the, um...
"Do I feel lucky, punk?"
Yeah.
"Do you feel...
Do you make me...
"Do I feel, uh..."
"Do I make you feel
lucky, punk?"

sir this is a taco bell drive-thru

When folks think about me, they're always thinking about "Hey it's that guy, it's that guy who loves subway subs." So you can imagine it was interesting today what happened to me. *inhale* What happened was I go to subway, y'know? I'm sitting their my mouth salivating as the taste of the-- thinking about the taste of a new subway sub entering me. *inhales* So I go in, I go in head hardy... head ready... eyes ready and mind ready to be eating at subway subs. So, y'know, the best thing about it is that I was ready... to EAT! The best thing about it is that I was ready to eat a subway sub. So I go in there y'know, my mouth is dripping drooling wet with subway hot ready... hot and ready subway sub for me. *inhales and exhales* To my surprise though, when I'm--- When I look

To my surprise, I'm getting the sub made. I say to he-- I say to the sub master... I say to the sub guy, I say: "Give me that footlong veggie... on honey oat and wheat." *coughs* And for cheese... I usually like to get pepperjack cheese. So he did that, he put it in the blende--- the heat..... heated that. He put it in that oven to get it toasted and hot and ready for me. 'cause I'm that subway sub customer and they say "Folks think about him they think about that guy who's always~ getting subway subs." Anyway, now it's time to get the veggies out, veggies on that sub. And so he rips that out of that microwave oven, he rips that sub out and I say "Man, give me all those veggies, give me em all, every single one, drop em, plop em on that sub sandweech, and I'd like em all please."

Let me tell you what he does next, I look away for one second... I peek my head away, I turn my head away and it's not there looking at him... guess what the guy does? He puts grapes on my sub! I didn't know that at the time because he quickly finished it up and squashed it together and mashed it in this bag. Now I uh--- ye-- I'm just thinking I'm having a reggie begular veggie sub when I go home. So I take it out to carry out and I take it to go. I get home, and as soon as I'm home I'm ready to dig into that sub, just gnash my teeth into it and sink my teeth into that sub, because I actually do like to eat them. *wheezy laugh* Well guess what happens is I bite into and I squash into that grapes and it gets squashed into-- it gets bashed into my face from the grape juice. It squeezes into me... and I have the taste of grapes now. So... ifanyofuuhova if any of the execs at subway are watching this video, I hate your subs house now. I'm nev

I'm not gonna keep buying your subs if you're gonna keep having employees that put grapes on them now. So please fix this problem or I will--- I'm not gonna go your your place again, that's the thing I'm--- even if you fix it you've lost a dedicated and loyal customer because you've messed up and you kinda... you have a guy that put grapes on my sub so... That's about--- that's about it for this video, if you guys have any uh...