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SCORE BABY

I've read the negative reviews for this game and my conclusion is skill issue

DOES THIS STEAM PAGE GO TO TAHITI?

I wanna like this game so badly, but as much as it pains me to say so, it's a poorly optimized buggy mess. Reloading saves probably took 30% of my playtime, as, sometimes, loading the recent one after death just ends up with progress getting blocked (i.e. if you reload the save at the Dam errand, the doors will be locked, and you will be unable to plug the leaks). There's some other unpleasant glitches, but I'm a postal fanboy and I don't think I could handle reminding myself of all the ones that occurred during my playthrough. I get it that it's supposed to be more or less a sh!tp0st game, but I found it difficult to enjoy my experience due to the game feeling like its development process was speedran. =(

It is a simple yet enjoyable story however the sheer quantity of questions that you ask yourself due to there being a multitude of moments that convince you "yeah this happened purely for the convenience of the plot" and the fact that there is one set ending, which takes away from the weight that is the pressure of having to develop tight-enough bonds with the characters make it difficult for me to say much more.
i like the occasional realism in the dialogues and how they are spoken - one could expect no less from the cast, but the regular mentioning of the keywords "the system, nostalgia", god forbid take a shot every time the word "vision" is said kind of disrupts the immersion
i would add more, but it would look like im sh!tt!ng on the game at this point, due to the imbalance between the amount of positives vs. the amount of negatives I mentioned - i stick to what i said at the beginning, the story is not error-free, but it would be foolish to expect Tolkien-level storytelling in a furry visual novel that is somewhat centered around romance. just like winds of change, this one is also gonna take a spot on the "games i will kinda feel upset after completing cos i liked the characters" list

don't

ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED! ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED! ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED! ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED! ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED! ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED! ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED! ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
ENGINE LOST! FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE! MISSILE DESTROYED! FUEL 30 PERCENT! ENGINE OVERHEATING! STRUCTURAL DAMAGE RECEIVED! A GENERATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!




oh, and lest we forget

THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED! ATTENTION, NEW TARGET ON THE RADAR! ATTENTION, VISUAL CONTACT!

haboobs

it's terrible

this game casually walked up to me, zipped me open, took whatever little feelings there were left in me, said "check this ♥♥♥♥ out lol" and proceeded to shove them up my ass