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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 10:15am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2018 @ 4:25pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 5:59pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:07pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 3:09pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 10:41am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2017 @ 1:40pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 9:48pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 7:08pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 3:28pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 3:18pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 4:50pm

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 8:56pm

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 8:58pm



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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