Ten things you didn't know about me....

1. I was raised from the dead at the age of 1073, though I am not a walking corpse.

2. I can't tell what time of day it is, ever.

3. I've still yet to prove anything beyond a reasonable doubt.

4. I swell with pride when someone mentions hamsters.

5. I have a complete lack of imagination.

6. I have a normal body temperature.

7. One time I saw a duck.

8. If I could be any animal I'd be myself.

9. I can speak every language on earth but only in my sleep.

10. One day in the far future I will have all the answers and then we will see...