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Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:23pm

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:34pm

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25pm

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:48pm

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:13pm

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:47pm

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Ouroboros

Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Treehugger

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:33pm

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Global Warming

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Total War

Finish the game with highest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Infinitarium

Get all endings
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 11:51am

Much Love

Spare all developers in credits
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 11:50am

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:56pm

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Yot

Press the Discord button
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:26pm



Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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