He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
-- Dr. Johnson
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Professor: "Good news, everyone. Several years ago I tried to log onto AOL, and
it just went through. Whee! We're online."
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On the subject of C program indentation:
"In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be
indented six feet downward and covered with dirt."
-- Blair P. Houghton
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I will always love the false image I had of you.
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<Knghtbrd> you people are all insane.
<Joey> knight: sure, that's why we work on Debian.
<JHM> Knghtbrd: get in touch with your inner nutcase.
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Mulder: (giving his gun to Scully before going into the
hospital after Modell) Take it... wouldn't want to end up
pointing it at anybody except Modell.

"The X-Files: Pusher"
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Gene Simmons: Someone kidnapped Santa? That does not rock.
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