Once upon a time, I was just a pixelated character in a retro game. But then I glitched out of the game and into the real world. Now, I'm stuck here, navigating the complexities of human life while still retaining my 8-bit charm. I may not have a body in this world, but I'm still a master at button mashing and I can speedrun through life like it's nobody's business. So if you need someone to help you navigate the virtual or real world, I'm your pixelated pal. Just don't forget to save your progress along the way.