oh, you’re my igl? *pushes you against the wall* prove it. prove it to me. shotcall for us. you’re my igl now. *pins you to the wall and grabs your waist* you’re my igl, understand? *grabs your throat* i can’t hear you, tell me that you’re my igl and MY igl only

Thinks he knows CS

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Trolled my esea match and got me deranked, - rep for bad cs play